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priscilla queen of the corn maze bus tour
the guerrilla gazette, denver, colorado, october 22, 2004
 
 
   
priscilla queen of the corn maze a certified hit!



billy and three bus loads of friends hit the road and hit the corn on friday night, october 22nd, in the naughtiest and most outrageous guerrilla queer bars to date.. everyone met on the rooftop at vinyl where they checked in and started drinking with one of many fabulous martinis. then in a flash, everyone got on board three of the prettiest pink school buses you ever did see! once the wheels started turning, the clothes started coming off! three hottie strippers (and several more self-appointed strippers) entertained and moved their things for billy's bus riding friends. as more on-board cocktails flowed, the buses got naughtier!




at the corn maze, billy's boys and girls frolicked all around the corn and even frightened some suburban children! queens were running around the corn maze so fast, even the tin man's big butt got a work out! everyone made it though the maze with only one report of underwear lost. oops! some cute kids even asked miss tabitha and eureka booze for halloween costume advice. once everyone was through, it was back to the buses and off to go drink again.




the corn maze was just the beginning! billy and company slammed into pitcher's sports bar in littleton about like hurricane charley hit south florida! within five minutes the "thumpy-thumpy" straight music was replaced with "dancing queen" and then "it's raining men." the bar erupted in cheers and a sea of drag queen hair could be seen bouncing all across the dance floor. rumor has it one of billy's regular's hijacked the dj booth.some straight girls told billy on the dance floor that she brought her friends from work to show them how cheesy pitcher's was, then we showed up and got her party rockin'! the dj made out calls on his mic to see "how are all my regulars doing out there?" and then played more madonna! droves of regulars were seen heading for the door. our bus driver reported a line of cars to get out of the parking lot right after we arrived. :

once back on board, and in true democratic fashion, each bus held a separate vote to determine the final bar their bus was to visit. oddly, each bus chose serengeti so everyone could "re-gay" themselves after so much time in the burbs. the gracious staff at serengeti let all of billy's bus riding friends in for free. whew! what a night!

 
 

 

 
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billy sends a thanks to all the priscilla helpers!
lots of people helped billy pull off this one! a special thanks goes out to our drag queen hostesses for the evening, the hottie stripper boys, the great staff at the denver botanic gardens corn maze at chatfield, and our friends at Heaven Sent Me and Absolutely Fabulous who helped us sell tickets. the next time you are out and about and feeling the need for some pride gear or gift items, please support our friends. Heaven Sent Me is at 116 south broadway and Absolutely Fabulous is at 1209 east 9th avenue. stop by, say hi, buy some cool stuff, and tell them billy sent you!
 
 
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